Friday, October 23, 2009

Rushers #5 - Top Signs That Your House Is Haunted

The Top Signs That Your House Is Haunted


1. Jeanel – In our house in the province, my brother walk by, said goodbye, then walked out the front door, the only door in or out of the house. A few minutes after, my brother walk by again, said goodbye again, then walked out the front door AGAIN.

2. Noel – Once our choir was recording our song for a cd project. When it was the sopranos’ turn, they went into the small booth and sang into mike. When they played back the track, there was a distinct extra voice singing with them.

3. Banatero – In our old house, time and again I’d be awakened by 3 loud knocks on my bedroom door. I’d open it, and no one would be there. And when I check the clock, it’s always 3am.

4. Awsom – Nung nag-iinuman kami sa house ng friend namin, tuwing tatawa kami, may madidinig kaming boses ng bata na nakikitawa sa amin.

5. No name – Two years ago my dad was deathly sick. During that time, my nephew (brother’s son) would always be awakened at night, around 3-4am, by a small black creature saying, “pagagalingin ko lolo mo, pero sasama ka sa akin…“

6. The Temptress – I sleep wearing only my undies, with the clothes I’ll wear the next day beside my bed. One night after sleeping, I woke up after 4 hours fully dressed.

7. Neil – My cousin is driving somewhere in Angeles when he passed by a hospital in a remote area. Then he heard a loud distinct yawn from the backseat. He was alone in the car.

8. Specialist – In the dorm I lived in back in collage, I’d see silhouettes of people walking around, reflected on shiny surfaces.

9. SC – My sister is a nurse at a popular hospital. She heard stories about a child that appears at a certain operating room. And they say when this child appears, the one being operated on, will die.

10. Miah – This happened to our friend who was in Canada then. He was chatting with his fiancee via the webcam when she asked him who was the lady who was with him in his room. He freaked out because he was alone, so he ran out of his house.

11. No name – My friend was recording her voice on her cellphone while in Baguio. When she played it back, there was a voice in the background pleading, “tulungan mo ko…“

12. Simon Walker – One time our kasambahay told me she sees a white lady in my room. I joked, “sabunutan ko pa yun eh!” The next morning, I woke up with scratches on my face.

13. Ilyang – Our lola owned a dresser that we kept in our house. Housemaids who would tell us that they’s see our lola inside the mirror of the dresser, eventually were proven to be thieves. It’s as if our lola is warning us. So now, the moment a maid says she sees our lola, we let her go, no questions asked.

14. No name – There’s a little girl who’d knock on my door from 3am to 3:15am. I just leave her alone, then she eventually stops after 15 minutes.

15. AssumptionistLalala - Anak: “Tay, totoo po bang may multo?” Tatay: “Anak walang multo! Bakit mo natanong?” Anak: “Sabi kasi ni yaya may multo raw!” Tatay: “Anak, mag-impake ka na. Langya ka, wala tayong yaya!”

16. Louise - An officemate who went to HK on a business trip stayed in this decent motel. One time, while she boarded a lift, the lift stopped midway between floors,
the lights fluctuated and the buttons became pure Chinese characters.

17. Specialist – Every after taking a bath, steam forms on the mirror with a message, “I can see you…”Annepotpot – Me and my officemates had a sleepover, and in the middle of the night, all the members of our team woke up gasping for air. We all had the same dream: that someone was suffocating us with our pillow.

18. Ray – My friend’s 4-year-old son was playing in his room when the kid told him, “can you watch over my playmate?” He freaked out and asked, “What playmate?” His kid told him, “that black kid beside you.”

19. Eric – In a boarding house in Calumpit, the owner warned us not to mess around with the room at the end of the corridor. One night, our friend got too curious and peeked inside the keyhole. All he saw was red. The next morning he couldn’t resist so he asked the owner why the “secret” room was red. She stood up, led us to the room and opened the door. It was all white. She said her daughter died there with her eyes open, all red. When our friend was peeking in, her daughter was probably peeking out at the same time.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Datacom #3 - Case Study Format

Class please download the file and print the Title page. You will use this in the submission of your documentation in the defense on Oct. 10.

Cs333 Case Study Format

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Rushers #4 - The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

No offense to the girls and parang girl out there..Pero sa mga mapilit at makulit, this is for you..hehe..But hey, these are just opinions

The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

1. Mokong – “Really? Hindi obvious.”
2. Awsom – “Sabi ko naman sayo, tigilan mo na yang drugs eh!”
3. SC – “Huy, iba ang ganda sa self-confidence!”
4. Rastaman – “…compared sa unggoy.”
5. Angel-In-Disguise – “Kailan pa?”
6. Fil John – “I’m sorry your honor, I OBJECT!”
7. Jecay – “Mas gaganda ka pa kung may bangs ka. Yung hanggang baba.”
8. Greg – “Natanggap ba ng face mo yung memo?Para kasing hindi siya nag-comply…”
9. Gorgeous Goddess/PigDoctor – “Sige nga…define ‘maganda’…”
10. Geyp – “Ay ang galing! Nagsasalita yung unggoy!”
11. Geyp/Jesse Hahn/Dyosaimma/Resha/Mrzaquino/Maricon – “Ows? Nasaan? Aling part?”
12. SPY Shadow – “Tumira ka nanaman ng katol, no?”
13. SPY Shadow – “Brownie…ATTACK!”
14. Bennett – “Lord patawarin niyo po siya…”
15. No name – “Maganda nga…mula ulo, mukhang paa.”
16. Hanazawa Rui – “Masamang espirito, lumabas ka sa katawan ng pangit na ito!”
17. Mighty Aphrodite – “Totoo? Sige nga, patingin! Tanggalin mo yang suot mong maskarang pangit!”
18. His Cuteness – “Oo nga, artistahin ka! Puwede ka dun sa palabas na ‘Uglier Pa Kay Betty’!”
19. Dr. G – “Akala ko ba nag-rehab ka na?”
20. Ted – “Puro inner?”
 
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