The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”
1. Mokong – “Really? Hindi obvious.”
2. Awsom – “Sabi ko naman sayo, tigilan mo na yang drugs eh!”
3. SC – “Huy, iba ang ganda sa self-confidence!”
4. Rastaman – “…compared sa unggoy.”

5. Angel-In-Disguise – “Kailan pa?”
6. Fil John – “I’m sorry your honor, I OBJECT!”
7. Jecay – “Mas gaganda ka pa kung may bangs ka. Yung hanggang baba.”
8. Greg – “Natanggap ba ng face mo yung memo?Para kasing hindi siya nag-comply…”
9. Gorgeous Goddess/PigDoctor – “Sige nga…define ‘maganda’…”
10. Geyp – “Ay ang galing! Nagsasalita yung unggoy!”
11. Geyp/Jesse Hahn/Dyosaimma/Resha/Mrzaquino/Maricon – “Ows? Nasaan? Aling part?”
12. SPY Shadow – “Tumira ka nanaman ng katol, no?”
13. SPY Shadow – “Brownie…ATTACK!”

14. Bennett – “Lord patawarin niyo po siya…”
15. No name – “Maganda nga…mula ulo, mukhang paa.”
16. Hanazawa Rui – “Masamang espirito, lumabas ka sa katawan ng pangit na ito!”
17. Mighty Aphrodite – “Totoo? Sige nga, patingin! Tanggalin mo yang suot mong maskarang pangit!”
18. His Cuteness – “Oo nga, artistahin ka! Puwede ka dun sa palabas na ‘Uglier Pa Kay Betty’!”
19. Dr. G – “Akala ko ba nag-rehab ka na?”
20. Ted – “Puro inner?”
I will tell the girl: "Yeah right! You have a face only a mother could love..."
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