Sunday, August 23, 2009

Rushers #4 - The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

No offense to the girls and parang girl out there..Pero sa mga mapilit at makulit, this is for you..hehe..But hey, these are just opinions

The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

1. Mokong – “Really? Hindi obvious.”
2. Awsom – “Sabi ko naman sayo, tigilan mo na yang drugs eh!”
3. SC – “Huy, iba ang ganda sa self-confidence!”
4. Rastaman – “…compared sa unggoy.”
5. Angel-In-Disguise – “Kailan pa?”
6. Fil John – “I’m sorry your honor, I OBJECT!”
7. Jecay – “Mas gaganda ka pa kung may bangs ka. Yung hanggang baba.”
8. Greg – “Natanggap ba ng face mo yung memo?Para kasing hindi siya nag-comply…”
9. Gorgeous Goddess/PigDoctor – “Sige nga…define ‘maganda’…”
10. Geyp – “Ay ang galing! Nagsasalita yung unggoy!”
11. Geyp/Jesse Hahn/Dyosaimma/Resha/Mrzaquino/Maricon – “Ows? Nasaan? Aling part?”
12. SPY Shadow – “Tumira ka nanaman ng katol, no?”
13. SPY Shadow – “Brownie…ATTACK!”
14. Bennett – “Lord patawarin niyo po siya…”
15. No name – “Maganda nga…mula ulo, mukhang paa.”
16. Hanazawa Rui – “Masamang espirito, lumabas ka sa katawan ng pangit na ito!”
17. Mighty Aphrodite – “Totoo? Sige nga, patingin! Tanggalin mo yang suot mong maskarang pangit!”
18. His Cuteness – “Oo nga, artistahin ka! Puwede ka dun sa palabas na ‘Uglier Pa Kay Betty’!”
19. Dr. G – “Akala ko ba nag-rehab ka na?”
20. Ted – “Puro inner?”

1 comment:

  1. I will tell the girl: "Yeah right! You have a face only a mother could love..."

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