Rushers #3 - Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…”

Sa mga taong gustong lumusot kapag may nagsabi syo ng "I Love You" pero you are thinking otherwise, this list is for you...Medyo brutal nga lang ang iba, not to mention the shocking entries..I don't know if you will try this. But hey, it's better to have done something than none at all...

The Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”

2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”

3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”

4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”

6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”

7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”

8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”

9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”

10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”

11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”

12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”

13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”

13. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”

14. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”

15. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”

16. Paige – “No you don’t.”

17. Martin – “But I love her…”

18. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”

19. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”

20. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”

21. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”

22. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”

23. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”

Datacom #1 - Server 101

Hi to my Datacom students!!! Finally, our internet connection in the office is cooperating with me. It took me a while to upload this file because of One - Maam audrey got sick so I have to take care of her, and Two - I had a hard time uploading the file. But all is well and I hope you'll find time to read this powerpoint presentation. I suggest that for the terms that you will not understand, try giving it some effort and research, research, research. Let's discuss it in class when we meet, ok?


Server 101s Final

Rushers #2 - Invented Jokes

The Top Invented Jokes

1.Curt Smith – Anong sabi ng laway sa spe*m? “Anong ginagawa mo dito?”

2. Rovivrus Nobag – Kung ang tagalog ng HOUSE ay BAHAY, ang tagalog ng HOME ay TAHANAN, ano sa tagalog ang MOTEL? Sagot: TIRAHAN!

3. Lanz – What is, “if are”? Gamot sa masaket na masil na nagkapilipilipilipit.

4. Jules – Ano ang apelyido ni Punisher? Ranno.

5. No name – Bakit ginawa ang eroplano? Kasi sira.

6. No name – Ano apelyido ni Yoda? Lehihoo.

7. No name – Ano ang ultimate dream ng panda? Magkaroon ng colored picture.

8. Etieng – Ano sabi nung poopoo sa kapwa poopoo? “Pare, walang tulakan!”

9. Adonis – Anong hayop ang sinisigaw ng mga bisaya sa concert? Raccoon!

10. Joperman05 – Ano ang sabi ng utot sa sanitary napkin? “I am the wind beneath your wings.”

11. Inah – Teacher: “Ano ang similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio at Ninoy Aquino?” Student: “Lahat sila, namatay ng holiday!”

12. Ellen – May batang nahulog sa septic tank. BOY: “Sunog! Sunog!” Dumating ang bumbero, niligtas siya. BUMBERO: “Bakit sunog ang sinigaw mo?” BOY: “Bakit, kung sumigaw ba ako ng ‘Tae! Tae!’ pupuntahan niyo ko?”



12. Sushi – Bakit kapag bilugan ang mukha mo, hindi ka dapat masyado ngumiti? Kasi baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER!

13. Macc – Bakit ang kalbo di dapat magsuot ng turtleneck? Kasi baka magmukha siyang roll-on.

14. Shivaspikikay – Ano ang sabi ng utot sa tae? “Pare, mauna na ko sa yo ha?”

15. Sheryll – Ano ang apelyido ni Sadako? Paroon.

16. No name – Bakit ang maitim di dapat nagpu-pulbos? Kasi magmumukha silang crinkles.

17. Pancakes – Ano ang first name ni Herman? Soup.

18. Night Tripper – Ano ang sabi ng poopoo sa utot? “Pare, sabay na ko sa yo!”

19. Wendy – Ano ang apelyido ni Josie? Frotgam.

20. Geyp – Ano sa Tagalog ang “lap”? Eh di tawa! Mwahahahaha!