Showing posts with label Morning Rush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Morning Rush. Show all posts

Friday, July 24, 2009

Rushers #3 - Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…”

Sa mga taong gustong lumusot kapag may nagsabi syo ng "I Love You" pero you are thinking otherwise, this list is for you...Medyo brutal nga lang ang iba, not to mention the shocking entries..I don't know if you will try this. But hey, it's better to have done something than none at all...

The Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”

2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”

3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”

4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”

6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”

7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”

8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”

9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”

10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”

11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”

12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”

13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”

13. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”

14. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”

15. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”

16. Paige – “No you don’t.”

17. Martin – “But I love her…”

18. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”

19. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”

20. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”

21. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”

22. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”

23. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rushers #1 - Painful Moments


I am a fan of the Morning Rush and will always be...As I go on with my postings I will get some of the nice Top Tens that they had and share with you guys..Although minsan sobra sa ten(like this one..)...Enjoy!=)


The Top Most Physically Painful Moments Of Your Life



1. Jr. – Nung bata pa kami, nag libot kami sa sementeryo at nagtatatalon sa mga nitso. Pagtalon ko sa isang nitso, nabutas yung nitso, lumusot sa loob yung paa ko, sugat ang paa ko, at natapakan ko pa ang mukha ng patay! Sa sobrang takot ko di ko naramdaman yung sakit until after I got home.

2. Maximo – I fell from our 2nd floor window, at na-shoot ako sa drum na waist high: 1 leg in the drum, 1 leg out. Basag ang jingle balls ko.

3. Andrei – I was with my kalaro and we were playing at the mango tree near our house. While playing, I saw a piece of broken glass, about 2 inches, jutting out from the ground. Since I thought it might hurt someone, I tried to pick it up. As my right hand was right above the glass, my kalaro jumped from the tree and landed right on my hand, impaling it on the glass.



4. No name – We bought a pair of earrings for our 1-yr old daughter. We got the one with a screwable lock. A few weeks later we thought 1 of the locks got lost. It turned out that we screwede it on too tight that the lock got embedded inside the meat of her ear. She underwent a minor surgery to have it removed. Now she’s 3 and never wears an earring.

5. Hukombitay – It was when I got operated on my stomach and a foot of my large intestine had to be cut off. I’m a smoker, so the next day after the operation, I coughed so hard that my tummy reopened and I ended up holding my guts in my hand with the big scorpion-like stitch.

6. Joan – I was washng my face in a hurry because my daughter was crying. I was washing so hard that my whole ring finger got shoved up my nose. Wen I removed my bloody finger, blood started gushing out my nose.

7. Jessica – I fell down the stairs and I bit off my tongue.

8. Strat – I woke up choking one night. I realized I swallowed the wires of my retainers. I choked and it went up my nasal passage. They had to pull the wires through my nose, blood everywhere.

9. Darth – When we were in a major mall, we were going down the esclator when it suddenly stopped. What caused it was a kid’s hand got caught in the esclat0r. Apparently he dropped somthing & when he bent down to pick it up, his fingers were “eaten” by the teeth of the escalator.



10. Bernadette – When I was in preschool, I had this classmate who’d always stand by the door. One day, she was there during recess and someone banged the door so hard, that the girl’s thumb was cut off completely. She passed out immediately.

11. Stanley – I was crossing a wooden plank when I saw a nail protruding. I jumped over it, but I lost my balance and I landed on the nail hitting me in the pateros region.

12. MNEMONIC - I saw a story on the net wherein they had a graphic story of a rescue of a child’s full hand caught in a meat grinder and jamming it.
 
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