Friday, October 23, 2009

Rushers #5 - Top Signs That Your House Is Haunted

The Top Signs That Your House Is Haunted


1. Jeanel – In our house in the province, my brother walk by, said goodbye, then walked out the front door, the only door in or out of the house. A few minutes after, my brother walk by again, said goodbye again, then walked out the front door AGAIN.

2. Noel – Once our choir was recording our song for a cd project. When it was the sopranos’ turn, they went into the small booth and sang into mike. When they played back the track, there was a distinct extra voice singing with them.

3. Banatero – In our old house, time and again I’d be awakened by 3 loud knocks on my bedroom door. I’d open it, and no one would be there. And when I check the clock, it’s always 3am.

4. Awsom – Nung nag-iinuman kami sa house ng friend namin, tuwing tatawa kami, may madidinig kaming boses ng bata na nakikitawa sa amin.

5. No name – Two years ago my dad was deathly sick. During that time, my nephew (brother’s son) would always be awakened at night, around 3-4am, by a small black creature saying, “pagagalingin ko lolo mo, pero sasama ka sa akin…“

6. The Temptress – I sleep wearing only my undies, with the clothes I’ll wear the next day beside my bed. One night after sleeping, I woke up after 4 hours fully dressed.

7. Neil – My cousin is driving somewhere in Angeles when he passed by a hospital in a remote area. Then he heard a loud distinct yawn from the backseat. He was alone in the car.

8. Specialist – In the dorm I lived in back in collage, I’d see silhouettes of people walking around, reflected on shiny surfaces.

9. SC – My sister is a nurse at a popular hospital. She heard stories about a child that appears at a certain operating room. And they say when this child appears, the one being operated on, will die.

10. Miah – This happened to our friend who was in Canada then. He was chatting with his fiancee via the webcam when she asked him who was the lady who was with him in his room. He freaked out because he was alone, so he ran out of his house.

11. No name – My friend was recording her voice on her cellphone while in Baguio. When she played it back, there was a voice in the background pleading, “tulungan mo ko…“

12. Simon Walker – One time our kasambahay told me she sees a white lady in my room. I joked, “sabunutan ko pa yun eh!” The next morning, I woke up with scratches on my face.

13. Ilyang – Our lola owned a dresser that we kept in our house. Housemaids who would tell us that they’s see our lola inside the mirror of the dresser, eventually were proven to be thieves. It’s as if our lola is warning us. So now, the moment a maid says she sees our lola, we let her go, no questions asked.

14. No name – There’s a little girl who’d knock on my door from 3am to 3:15am. I just leave her alone, then she eventually stops after 15 minutes.

15. AssumptionistLalala - Anak: “Tay, totoo po bang may multo?” Tatay: “Anak walang multo! Bakit mo natanong?” Anak: “Sabi kasi ni yaya may multo raw!” Tatay: “Anak, mag-impake ka na. Langya ka, wala tayong yaya!”

16. Louise - An officemate who went to HK on a business trip stayed in this decent motel. One time, while she boarded a lift, the lift stopped midway between floors,
the lights fluctuated and the buttons became pure Chinese characters.

17. Specialist – Every after taking a bath, steam forms on the mirror with a message, “I can see you…”Annepotpot – Me and my officemates had a sleepover, and in the middle of the night, all the members of our team woke up gasping for air. We all had the same dream: that someone was suffocating us with our pillow.

18. Ray – My friend’s 4-year-old son was playing in his room when the kid told him, “can you watch over my playmate?” He freaked out and asked, “What playmate?” His kid told him, “that black kid beside you.”

19. Eric – In a boarding house in Calumpit, the owner warned us not to mess around with the room at the end of the corridor. One night, our friend got too curious and peeked inside the keyhole. All he saw was red. The next morning he couldn’t resist so he asked the owner why the “secret” room was red. She stood up, led us to the room and opened the door. It was all white. She said her daughter died there with her eyes open, all red. When our friend was peeking in, her daughter was probably peeking out at the same time.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Datacom #3 - Case Study Format

Class please download the file and print the Title page. You will use this in the submission of your documentation in the defense on Oct. 10.

Cs333 Case Study Format

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Rushers #4 - The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

No offense to the girls and parang girl out there..Pero sa mga mapilit at makulit, this is for you..hehe..But hey, these are just opinions

The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

1. Mokong – “Really? Hindi obvious.”
2. Awsom – “Sabi ko naman sayo, tigilan mo na yang drugs eh!”
3. SC – “Huy, iba ang ganda sa self-confidence!”
4. Rastaman – “…compared sa unggoy.”
5. Angel-In-Disguise – “Kailan pa?”
6. Fil John – “I’m sorry your honor, I OBJECT!”
7. Jecay – “Mas gaganda ka pa kung may bangs ka. Yung hanggang baba.”
8. Greg – “Natanggap ba ng face mo yung memo?Para kasing hindi siya nag-comply…”
9. Gorgeous Goddess/PigDoctor – “Sige nga…define ‘maganda’…”
10. Geyp – “Ay ang galing! Nagsasalita yung unggoy!”
11. Geyp/Jesse Hahn/Dyosaimma/Resha/Mrzaquino/Maricon – “Ows? Nasaan? Aling part?”
12. SPY Shadow – “Tumira ka nanaman ng katol, no?”
13. SPY Shadow – “Brownie…ATTACK!”
14. Bennett – “Lord patawarin niyo po siya…”
15. No name – “Maganda nga…mula ulo, mukhang paa.”
16. Hanazawa Rui – “Masamang espirito, lumabas ka sa katawan ng pangit na ito!”
17. Mighty Aphrodite – “Totoo? Sige nga, patingin! Tanggalin mo yang suot mong maskarang pangit!”
18. His Cuteness – “Oo nga, artistahin ka! Puwede ka dun sa palabas na ‘Uglier Pa Kay Betty’!”
19. Dr. G – “Akala ko ba nag-rehab ka na?”
20. Ted – “Puro inner?”

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Datacom #2 - Midterm Lecture

Guys, this document covers all of the topics for the midterm period. However, some of the items here will be skipped during class discussion.

Datacom Lecture

Friday, July 24, 2009

Rushers #3 - Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…”

Sa mga taong gustong lumusot kapag may nagsabi syo ng "I Love You" pero you are thinking otherwise, this list is for you...Medyo brutal nga lang ang iba, not to mention the shocking entries..I don't know if you will try this. But hey, it's better to have done something than none at all...

The Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”

2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”

3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”

4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”

6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”

7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”

8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”

9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”

10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”

11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”

12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”

13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”

13. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”

14. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”

15. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”

16. Paige – “No you don’t.”

17. Martin – “But I love her…”

18. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”

19. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”

20. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”

21. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”

22. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”

23. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Datacom #1 - Server 101

Hi to my Datacom students!!! Finally, our internet connection in the office is cooperating with me. It took me a while to upload this file because of One - Maam audrey got sick so I have to take care of her, and Two - I had a hard time uploading the file. But all is well and I hope you'll find time to read this powerpoint presentation. I suggest that for the terms that you will not understand, try giving it some effort and research, research, research. Let's discuss it in class when we meet, ok?


Server 101s Final

Monday, July 6, 2009

Rushers #2 - Invented Jokes

The Top Invented Jokes

1.Curt Smith – Anong sabi ng laway sa spe*m? “Anong ginagawa mo dito?”

2. Rovivrus Nobag – Kung ang tagalog ng HOUSE ay BAHAY, ang tagalog ng HOME ay TAHANAN, ano sa tagalog ang MOTEL? Sagot: TIRAHAN!

3. Lanz – What is, “if are”? Gamot sa masaket na masil na nagkapilipilipilipit.

4. Jules – Ano ang apelyido ni Punisher? Ranno.

5. No name – Bakit ginawa ang eroplano? Kasi sira.

6. No name – Ano apelyido ni Yoda? Lehihoo.

7. No name – Ano ang ultimate dream ng panda? Magkaroon ng colored picture.

8. Etieng – Ano sabi nung poopoo sa kapwa poopoo? “Pare, walang tulakan!”

9. Adonis – Anong hayop ang sinisigaw ng mga bisaya sa concert? Raccoon!

10. Joperman05 – Ano ang sabi ng utot sa sanitary napkin? “I am the wind beneath your wings.”

11. Inah – Teacher: “Ano ang similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio at Ninoy Aquino?” Student: “Lahat sila, namatay ng holiday!”

12. Ellen – May batang nahulog sa septic tank. BOY: “Sunog! Sunog!” Dumating ang bumbero, niligtas siya. BUMBERO: “Bakit sunog ang sinigaw mo?” BOY: “Bakit, kung sumigaw ba ako ng ‘Tae! Tae!’ pupuntahan niyo ko?”



12. Sushi – Bakit kapag bilugan ang mukha mo, hindi ka dapat masyado ngumiti? Kasi baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER!

13. Macc – Bakit ang kalbo di dapat magsuot ng turtleneck? Kasi baka magmukha siyang roll-on.

14. Shivaspikikay – Ano ang sabi ng utot sa tae? “Pare, mauna na ko sa yo ha?”

15. Sheryll – Ano ang apelyido ni Sadako? Paroon.

16. No name – Bakit ang maitim di dapat nagpu-pulbos? Kasi magmumukha silang crinkles.

17. Pancakes – Ano ang first name ni Herman? Soup.

18. Night Tripper – Ano ang sabi ng poopoo sa utot? “Pare, sabay na ko sa yo!”

19. Wendy – Ano ang apelyido ni Josie? Frotgam.

20. Geyp – Ano sa Tagalog ang “lap”? Eh di tawa! Mwahahahaha!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Rushers #1 - Painful Moments


I am a fan of the Morning Rush and will always be...As I go on with my postings I will get some of the nice Top Tens that they had and share with you guys..Although minsan sobra sa ten(like this one..)...Enjoy!=)


The Top Most Physically Painful Moments Of Your Life



1. Jr. – Nung bata pa kami, nag libot kami sa sementeryo at nagtatatalon sa mga nitso. Pagtalon ko sa isang nitso, nabutas yung nitso, lumusot sa loob yung paa ko, sugat ang paa ko, at natapakan ko pa ang mukha ng patay! Sa sobrang takot ko di ko naramdaman yung sakit until after I got home.

2. Maximo – I fell from our 2nd floor window, at na-shoot ako sa drum na waist high: 1 leg in the drum, 1 leg out. Basag ang jingle balls ko.

3. Andrei – I was with my kalaro and we were playing at the mango tree near our house. While playing, I saw a piece of broken glass, about 2 inches, jutting out from the ground. Since I thought it might hurt someone, I tried to pick it up. As my right hand was right above the glass, my kalaro jumped from the tree and landed right on my hand, impaling it on the glass.



4. No name – We bought a pair of earrings for our 1-yr old daughter. We got the one with a screwable lock. A few weeks later we thought 1 of the locks got lost. It turned out that we screwede it on too tight that the lock got embedded inside the meat of her ear. She underwent a minor surgery to have it removed. Now she’s 3 and never wears an earring.

5. Hukombitay – It was when I got operated on my stomach and a foot of my large intestine had to be cut off. I’m a smoker, so the next day after the operation, I coughed so hard that my tummy reopened and I ended up holding my guts in my hand with the big scorpion-like stitch.

6. Joan – I was washng my face in a hurry because my daughter was crying. I was washing so hard that my whole ring finger got shoved up my nose. Wen I removed my bloody finger, blood started gushing out my nose.

7. Jessica – I fell down the stairs and I bit off my tongue.

8. Strat – I woke up choking one night. I realized I swallowed the wires of my retainers. I choked and it went up my nasal passage. They had to pull the wires through my nose, blood everywhere.

9. Darth – When we were in a major mall, we were going down the esclator when it suddenly stopped. What caused it was a kid’s hand got caught in the esclat0r. Apparently he dropped somthing & when he bent down to pick it up, his fingers were “eaten” by the teeth of the escalator.



10. Bernadette – When I was in preschool, I had this classmate who’d always stand by the door. One day, she was there during recess and someone banged the door so hard, that the girl’s thumb was cut off completely. She passed out immediately.

11. Stanley – I was crossing a wooden plank when I saw a nail protruding. I jumped over it, but I lost my balance and I landed on the nail hitting me in the pateros region.

12. MNEMONIC - I saw a story on the net wherein they had a graphic story of a rescue of a child’s full hand caught in a meat grinder and jamming it.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A Sad Love Story


I just want to share this with you guys..Every morning I drive my way to the office and listen to RX 93.1's Morning Rush. They have this Top 10 about certain topics and the listeners get to share what will be included in the list. Today's Top 10 is nice..it's all about the top marriage proposals and sweet lines. The Rushers, that's what we call ourselves following the program, were up to the task and gave good entries. I got inspired by those entries so immediately upon arriving at the office I searched the net for nice love stories to read. But guess what? I ended up finding this...

A Sad Love Story
by Unknown



One night a guy and girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out and read it.
" Without your love, I would die."

 
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