Rushers #4 - The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

No offense to the girls and parang girl out there..Pero sa mga mapilit at makulit, this is for you..hehe..But hey, these are just opinions

The Top Things To Say If An Ugly Girl Tells you, “Ang Ganda Ko!”

1. Mokong – “Really? Hindi obvious.”
2. Awsom – “Sabi ko naman sayo, tigilan mo na yang drugs eh!”
3. SC – “Huy, iba ang ganda sa self-confidence!”
4. Rastaman – “…compared sa unggoy.”
5. Angel-In-Disguise – “Kailan pa?”
6. Fil John – “I’m sorry your honor, I OBJECT!”
7. Jecay – “Mas gaganda ka pa kung may bangs ka. Yung hanggang baba.”
8. Greg – “Natanggap ba ng face mo yung memo?Para kasing hindi siya nag-comply…”
9. Gorgeous Goddess/PigDoctor – “Sige nga…define ‘maganda’…”
10. Geyp – “Ay ang galing! Nagsasalita yung unggoy!”
11. Geyp/Jesse Hahn/Dyosaimma/Resha/Mrzaquino/Maricon – “Ows? Nasaan? Aling part?”
12. SPY Shadow – “Tumira ka nanaman ng katol, no?”
13. SPY Shadow – “Brownie…ATTACK!”
14. Bennett – “Lord patawarin niyo po siya…”
15. No name – “Maganda nga…mula ulo, mukhang paa.”
16. Hanazawa Rui – “Masamang espirito, lumabas ka sa katawan ng pangit na ito!”
17. Mighty Aphrodite – “Totoo? Sige nga, patingin! Tanggalin mo yang suot mong maskarang pangit!”
18. His Cuteness – “Oo nga, artistahin ka! Puwede ka dun sa palabas na ‘Uglier Pa Kay Betty’!”
19. Dr. G – “Akala ko ba nag-rehab ka na?”
20. Ted – “Puro inner?”

Datacom #2 - Midterm Lecture

Guys, this document covers all of the topics for the midterm period. However, some of the items here will be skipped during class discussion.

Datacom Lecture

Rushers #3 - Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…”

Sa mga taong gustong lumusot kapag may nagsabi syo ng "I Love You" pero you are thinking otherwise, this list is for you...Medyo brutal nga lang ang iba, not to mention the shocking entries..I don't know if you will try this. But hey, it's better to have done something than none at all...

The Worst Things To Say After Someone Tells You, “I Love You…” – SC

1. Cutie Girl – “Alam ba ‘to ng asawa mo?”

2. Gary/FK Gurl – “Ano, sex nanaman!?!”

3. No name – “I love you too…charing!”

4. Jhoy/Jun13 – “Weh, hindi nga?”

5. Professional Heckler – “Asus…straight daw!”

6. Racer – “Nag-away nanaman kayo ng girlfriend mo noh?”

7. Legal Christian – “I used to love you too.”

8. Kresha – “If I said I loved you too, will you sleep with me?”

9. Jose de vengenge – “Don’t talk when your mouth is full.”

10. Abigiw – “I know how you feel. I too, love somebody who doesn’t love me back.”

11. Baffledginger – “Adik!”

12. Professional Heckler – “Sige nga, kung totoo, pengeng load…”

13. PJ – “Patay tayo diyan…”

13. Hanazawa Rui – “Anong aylabyu aylabyu ka diyan? Tuwad!”

14. Krispy Kreme – “Tapos ano? Magsasawa ka? Makakakita ka ng iba? Iiiwan mo ko? Hayup ka! Taksil!”

15. Justin – “The feeling isn’t mutual, bitch!”

16. Paige – “No you don’t.”

17. Martin – “But I love her…”

18. Purple – “Sori miss, Jollibee delivery po itong ni-dial niyo…”

19. Treiz – “I know, riiight?”

20. Honeylove12 – “Then why do you keep breaking my heart?”

21. Captain – “Yuck, bakla!”

22. Jake and Kiss – “Was I THAT good?”

23. Phil Trum – “Trulalu? Girl, I love you too! Apir!”